Jack Rabbit

Position: Ace reporter and news journalist. (Even we are not sure what the difference is.)

Born: Bangladesh, 198o

Residence: Unknown

Nationality: Unknown

Alma Mater: Unknown

Spouses: Porky Oinkerton 1996 – present

Children: Don’t ask

Awards: Stuffie Peabody Award (1996, 1997, 1998, 2001, 2004, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2011) for outstanding achievement in Stuffie T.V. and Radio Broadcasting.

About Jack Rabbit: He is an intrepid reporter who is not afraid to dig into any hole, or burrow through any underground maze to unearth the Truth behind a story. Unfortunately, because of his ears, he is limited to staying out in the open, or, if he goes indoors, the rooms must have high ceilings.  Also he’s short, so those big-ass ears make him look even more ridiculous. Don’t know why we added that, but he’ll never know, cuz he can’t reach up to see the computer screens! Yuk, yuk!